Day: September 7, 2013

09:42 – I have another modest proposal for Obama. Instead of wasting all those Tomahawk missiles on Syria, he should instead employ them where they’d do some real good. I’d be happy to work with Barry to come up with a prioritized list of targets, but off the top of my head I’d suggest targeting the big email and telephone spamming operations, credit card scammers, and of course federal and state government, starting with the White House, Congress, and the Supreme Court and working down to all 50 states’ governors’ mansions and legislatures. If there are any Tomahawks left, I have many other worthwhile targets to suggest, including CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, and most particularly Al Jazeera. Come to think of it, Obama may already have FoxNews on his target list.

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