{"id":358,"date":"2011-12-24T09:58:25","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T13:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/?p=358"},"modified":"2011-12-24T15:55:20","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T19:55:20","slug":"saturday-24-december-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/2011\/12\/24\/saturday-24-december-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday, 24 December 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000099; font-family: Arial;\">08:58 &#8211;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"> Today I&#8217;ll finish the lab session on worms and start the lab session on bugs. Tonight, of course, I&#8217;m hoping to shoot some reindeer that I can dissect, but that&#8217;ll be for the next lab session, on Chordate structures.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<hr style=\"width: 65%; height: 3px; font-family: Arial;\" \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000099; font-family: Arial;\">11:35 &#8211;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"> Barbara didn&#8217;t give me many ideas for good gifts for her this year, so I had to come up with something myself. I decided to give her a handmade gift. It&#8217;s a sheet of 14 sticky labels. (Avery 5162 or Maco ML-1400, for any of you who still haven&#8217;t bought something for your girlfriend\/wife\/SO.)<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>This coupon entitles Barbara Thompson to insist that her husband, Robert Thompson, do something she wants him to do, whether he wants to do it or not, for a time not to exceed three hours. A maximum of three coupons may be redeemed in any one calendar month.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Serial #: 01<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Expires 12\/31\/12 at 23:59:59. Not transferable. Photocopies not valid.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<hr style=\"width: 65%; height: 3px; font-family: Arial;\" \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000099; font-family: Arial;\">14:55 &#8211;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"> I just asked Barbara, &#8220;By the way, does that pet store you go to across from the library carry live mice?&#8221; She replied, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think so, but it doesn&#8217;t matter. I&#8217;m not having live mice around here!&#8221;, to which I replied, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry. After I&#8217;m finished with them I&#8217;ll feed them to the snakes.&#8221; Heh, heh, heh.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Actually, when I&#8217;m finished with them I&#8217;ll give them to Colin to play with. Either that, or I&#8217;ll just step on them or put them down the garbage disposer.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>08:58 &#8211; Today I&#8217;ll finish the lab session on worms and start the lab session on bugs. Tonight, of course, I&#8217;m hoping to shoot some reindeer that I can dissect, but that&#8217;ll be for the next lab session, on Chordate structures.\n<\/p>\n<p>11:35 &#8211; Barbara didn&#8217;t give me many ideas for good gifts for her this year, so I had to come up with something myself. I decided to give her a handmade gift.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/2011\/12\/24\/saturday-24-december-2011\/\">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;Read more about: Saturday, 24 December 2011 &nbsp;&raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}