{"id":1892,"date":"2014-07-19T08:58:59","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T12:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/?p=1892"},"modified":"2014-07-19T08:58:59","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T12:58:59","slug":"saturday-19-july-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ttgnet.com\/journal\/2014\/07\/19\/saturday-19-july-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday, 19 July 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"

08:55 –<\/span> Colin let us sleep in this morning. When we woke up, Barbara asked me what time it was. “Eight o’clock,” I told her.
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My mind can be a very strange place to live. For some reason, a fully fleshed-out scenario flashed through my mind, a meeting where a bunch of marketing droids were sitting around discussing what to name their coffee.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

MD1: “How about Eight O’Clock?”
\nMD2: “Nah, that’s too late. Most people have their first cup by 7:00.”
\nMD3: “I always have mine around 6:45.”
\nMD2: “That’s way too long a name. We need something shorter.”
\nMD4: “I usually don’t have mine until I get to work at 10:00.”
\nMD5: “How about Early Morning Blend?”
\nMD4: “I think Dunhill trademarked that for tobacco.”
\nMD6: “I usually have tea in the morning.”
\nMD1\/2\/3\/4\/5: “We don’t sell tea, you moron.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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08:55 – Colin let us sleep in this morning. When we woke up, Barbara asked me what time it was. “Eight o’clock,” I told her.\n<\/p>\n

My mind can be a very strange place to live. For some reason, a fully fleshed-out scenario flashed through my mind, a meeting where a bunch of marketing droids were sitting around discussing what to name their coffee.\n<\/p>\n

MD1: “How about Eight O’Clock?”
\nMD2: “Nah,<\/p>\n

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