Sunday, 16 August 2015

By on August 16th, 2015 in Barbara, medical, prepping

09:23 – Barbara leaves shortly to spend a week at a crafts workshop with her friend Bonnie. Colin and I will be on our own, so it’ll be wild women and parties. We’ll get all the evidence cleaned up before Barbara returns Friday afternoon or evening.

I’ll be doing science kit stuff while she’s gone. I’m also building and filling in an inventory spreadsheet for our long-term food storage so that I can get a better idea of what we have and what gaps need to be filled.

I already had inventory records, of course, but those were just counts. It’s useful to know that we have 88 16.5-ounce cans of Bush’s Best Baked Beans in the long-term pantry, for example, but that says nothing about nutritional value–calories, carbohydrates, protein, and fat. My new spreadsheet includes the count of each specific container, the nutritional values per container, and the total nutrition for that item.

When I finish it, I’ll make copies of that spreadsheet available for download. Not really as a shopping list, because your own long-term storage should be personalized. For example, unlike a lot of preppers we store zero wheat, because we don’t use it other than in the form of finished baked goods, and I have no desire to sit there turning a crank to convert it into flour. Instead, we store a lot of flour, rice, and pasta, all of which can be used directly to make meals. But the spreadsheet may still be useful to a lot of people because it already contains nutritional values per container for a lot of items that you may choose to store, and you can easily add those values for items that aren’t in the spreadsheet.


11:52 – Barbara is on her way to Brasstown, NC, which is more than 250 miles from our home and more than four hours by car, assuming no traffic. She’s traveling very light, just her purse, one small duffel bag, and a tote bag. The only emergency gear she has with her is what’s in her purse.

I tried to get her to take along a Sawyer Mini water purifier, but she said she didn’t have room for it. I’m very uncomfortable having her travel without at least basic emergency gear. All she has in her purse is a Swiss Army Knife, multi-tool, and flashlight, assuming she left those in her purse. It’s not that I expect anything bad to happen. I don’t. There’s probably a 99.999% chance that everything will be routine. But I just don’t feel comfortable with her not having at least basic emergency gear when she’s far from home. Bonnie is driving. Knowing her, she may have some stuff in her vehicle.

While she’s gone, I’m going to put together a minimalist kit in a small duffel and hope that she’ll take it along next time. So I need to sit down and figure out what is essential and what she can do without.

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Saturday, 15 August 2015

By on August 15th, 2015 in personal

08:59 – Colin seems to have recovered. We’re keeping our fingers crossed. Barbara just left to get her car inspected and the brakes checked.

We made a Costco run yesterday to restock our freezer, mostly with meat. We usually go on weekends, so it was a pleasant change to have half the amount of traffic in the store and at the checkout lines. I also picked up a pair of slippers, two pair of heavy sweat pants on sale for $10 each, and three medium-weight flannel shirts, also on sale for $10 each. Oh, and I also picked up another box of 1,000 Thank-You t-shirt bags. I was right that the Costco bags are heavier. They’re 15-micron versus 10-micron for the ones Sam’s Club carries.


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Friday, 14 August 2015

By on August 14th, 2015 in Barbara, weekly prepping

08:48 – We had a tough time with Colin yesterday and overnight. He had the squirties. Fortunately, he goes to the hall bathroom when he can’t hold it, and the floor there is ceramic tile. After several indoor accidents yesterday, we thought he was past it when we went to bed. Not so. He woke me up about midnight and had had an accident. I took him out then, and then again two or three times more. At 4:30 he was throwing up and had rushed to the front door, so I let him out loose. He sniffed around the front yard and finally squatted, but then instead of coming in when I called him he trotted down the street, hung a left down our neighbors’ driveway, and disappeared. We ended up driving around the neighborhood until we found him. We were not amused.

Barbara leaves Sunday with her friend Bonnie. They’re headed up to Brasstown, in the mountains in the far southwestern corner of North Carolina for a craft workshop. They’ll return sometime Friday afternoon or evening.

While they’re gone, I’ll be cooking for myself, using only long-term storage food. There are several recipes and methods I want to try, and this is a good opportunity. Some of the recipes I want to try are real recipes, but I also want to try some ad hoc fast meals like combining rice with a can of Bush’s Best Baked Beans. Barbara would gag just at the idea of that one, although she likes both ingredients separately. I want to see how they go together. I figure that if it turns out inedible I’m out only a cup of rice and a can of beans; if it turns out decent, I’ll know one way to make a quick, cheap, nutritious, appetizing meal in an emergency. I also want to try (re-try) methods like slow-cooking noodles or rice in a Thermos bottle. I’ve done that before and it works fine, but I haven’t done it for more than 30 years.

Most of my time this week was devoted to working on science kit stuff, as usual in August, but here’s what I did to prep this week:

  • I bought a couple packs of these hotel/institutional washcloths. They’re cheap and handy to have around. I wrote about them in the book in the Sanitation chapter, both for bathing and as the best imperfect substitute if you run out of toilet paper or tampons. The idea of using them as a re-usable toilet paper substitute is pretty gross, but it’s much better than using a handful of leaves or doing without. And with only a couple of five-gallon pails, some chlorine bleach or HTH pool chlorination granules, some hand sanitizer, and some rubber gloves it’s perfectly sanitary. Women need sets of three to six; one for bathing, one for micturation, one for defecation, and possibly additional ones if they’re of menstrual age. Men need sets of two; one for bathing and one for defecation. And even if push never comes to shove, they’re handy to have around if only as cleaning rags or paper-towel substitutes.
  • I ordered a Coleman Portable Camp Oven. This can be used on a standard Coleman camp stove, but it can also be used on a propane barbecue grill, a charcoal hibachi, or even a wood fire. For $28, it’s worth having available.
  • I ordered 1,000 each of Crossman Destroyer .177 pellets and RWS Diabolo .177 pellets. At a penny to 1.5 cents each, they’re a cheap way to practice. I don’t think Barbara has ever fired a serious pellet gun. It’ll be a lot closer to shooting a .22 rimfire than she expects, and I think she’ll have fun doing it. Back when I was about 12, I used to take my pellet rifle to the dump to shoot rats. It worked very well on them.
  • I read the first book in Joe Nobody’s Holding Their Own series, A Story of Survival. Like most other so-called authors in the PA genre, he’s a horrible writer. The first volume was barely readable, full of typos, misused words, bad grammar, poor plotting, cardboard characters, and stupid dialog. Adding injury to insult, the price of these books is outrageous. There are almost a dozen in the series, and most of them are priced at $9 or $10 for the Kindle. Like Tate’s books, I suspect a lot of people just torrent them. This style of PA novel seems to be a new trend, unfortunately. Write what amounts to one very long prepping novel, hack it into 10 or so pieces without much regard for continuity, and then sell those chunks at $10 a pop. It’s insulting to readers.
  • I ordered ten 18.8-ounce cans of Campbell’s Hearty Cheeseburger Chunky Soup and a dozen 18.8-ounce cans each of Campbell’s Beef with Country Vegetable Chunky Soup and Campbell’s Chunky Grilled Chicken and Sausage Gumbo. There’s not much nutrition in each can, 200 to 400 calories or so, but one can mixed into a large pot of rice produces an easy, quick, nutritious, and reasonable tasty meal. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t order from Prime Pantry. They started out with reasonable prices, but now they’re far more expensive on most items than Costco or Walmart, and they charge $6/box shipping in addition to the higher prices for the products themselves. But I had three $5 credits for choosing no-rush shipping, so I decided to find what I could that was reasonably priced and see if they’d apply all three $5 credits to one order. They applied two, so I’m not sure what’s going on.
  • I started on a revamp of my long-term food storage inventory spreadsheet, adding nutrition/container and total nutrition columns for net weight, calories, carbohydrates, protein, and fat. That’ll give me a much better handle on what we actually have available. I also institute a formal checkout sheet method for recording transfers from our long-term pantry downstairs to our upstairs kitchen pantry.

So, what precisely did you do to prepare this week? Tell me about it in the comments.


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Thursday, 13 August 2015

By on August 13th, 2015 in culture, science kits

07:54 – When I was talking with Kim yesterday, I mentioned Barbara seeing a guy in plain clothes wearing a pistol openly. Kim, who’s a New York City native, said that seeing that would make her extremely nervous. I said, “So, if I strapped on my pistol before the next time I walked Colin down here to see you, you’d be afraid of me?” She just laughed and said that of course she wouldn’t be afraid, because it’s me. What would scare her is a stranger openly carrying a weapon in public, which is a completely different thing from being afraid of the weapon itself. Given what’s been in the news constantly for years now, I have to admit that her fears are not unreasonable. Also, people like us have to remember that sheep aren’t afraid just of wolves. Sheepdogs terrify sheep, too, because we look a lot like wolves.

Speaking of culture, that Winston-Salem alderman who proposed changing the name of the Dixie Classic Fair because he considered it racially divisive has backed off fast because of an outpouring of outrage in phone calls and emails from his constituents. He’s withdrawn his proposal, apparently realizing that if he pushes it he doesn’t have a prayer of being re-elected.

More science kit stuff today. Yesterday was a slow day. We shipped only one science kit.


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Wednesday, 12 August 2015

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08:04 – I made up chemical bags for both chemistry and biology kits yesterday, enough to build another two or three dozen kits on the fly. Today and tomorrow I’ll work on addressing the items that keep me from building more. Barbara is taking Friday off, and will be working with me on more. By this weekend, I hope to have enough of everything on hand to build another four dozen or so of each kit.

I wonder how much longer normal people are going to continue trying to talk with progressives. By now, it surely must be obvious to anyone with even a grain of sense that talking with progressives is not only useless but counterproductive. Letting them define the rules is foolish. I was just thinking back to the bathtub scene in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, where Eli Wallach is in a bubble bath when an armed assassin enters the room and threatens him verbally at length. Wallach just sits there listening to the threats until he fires his pistol from within the bubbles, blowing the assassin away. Wallach then calmly says, “When you’re gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.” I’m thinking that the time for talking with progressives is long past.


12:21 – Boy, am I looking forward to September 30th, Barbara’s last day of work. The big issue is that she’ll be here at home rather than spending her days downtown. She’s a lot safer around here than walking on downtown streets and the parking deck. The other issue is that I can get a whole lot more done with her helping me. When we work on stuff together, we get about three times as much done in a given time, rather than just twice as much.

When she got back from running errands the other day, Barbara commented that she’d seen a civilian carrying a pistol openly, which she didn’t remember ever seeing before. North Carolina is an open-carry state. There’s no permit required. Barbara wasn’t at all put off or nervous about the guy carrying. Like me, she understands that someone who’s casually carrying openly is almost certainly a good guy. He’s not likely to shoot the place up. If anything, he’s likely to come to the defense of unarmed civilians if a bad guy does start shooting.

But I do understand that openly displaying arms makes a lot of people nervous rather than reassured. That’s obviously their problem, but it’s also the reason I’ve never carried openly. Well, that and it makes it easy for a bad guy to know who to shoot first. If the social situation continues to deteriorate, I may rethink that and start carrying again. For years, I literally put on my Colt Combat Commander when I put on my pants, and if things continue going downhill the day may not be far off when I start doing that again.

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Tuesday, 11 August 2015

By on August 11th, 2015 in Jen, news, prepping, science kits

07:34 – I see that authorities in Ferguson, Missouri have declared a state of emergency. Apparently, the underclass scum there are marking the anniversary of what’s-his-name’s suicide-by-cop by rioting, looting, burning, and shooting at cops. I suggest a new campaign name: Underclass Scum Lives Don’t Matter!

Because they don’t. I hope they all line up and the cops shoot them. It’d reduce the burden on the taxpayers. Haul the bodies out in garbage trucks and dump them in the landfill. Let the underclass areas burn to the ground. It’s a cheap form of urban renewal.

I don’t expect the violence to spread widely this year or even next year, but it could happen. If it does come to Winston-Salem while we’re still living here, we’ll be ready for it.

More work on science kit stuff today.


14:46 – We just matched our total kit sales for all last month. That isn’t bad for August 11th, which is still in the slower half of the month. I just took a break from building more kits. I’m always paranoid at this time of year that we’re going to run out of kits. With Barbara away on a trip next Sunday through the following Friday, we need to be as ready as possible for whatever happens while she’s gone.

At current run rates, we have about 10 days’ worth of kits in stock, assuming a normal mix of orders, with more a-building. What scares me is that we get unpredictable bulk orders, particularly at this time of year. A bulk order for 30 or 50 of one type of kit knocks all my plans askew. The best we can do is make sure that we have enough components and subassemblies available that we’d be able to build a big batch if necessary.

Email from Jen. She and her husband were thinking about going camping with Jen’s brother and his family last weekend, but they all decided to run another readiness exercise instead. They did completely without utilities, other than Jen’s husband keeping his cell phone on in case there was an emergency at his veterinary practice. They ate only from their long-term food stores, and instead of drinking stored water they used one of their water filters to treat the water from the rear of their property. No glitches this time. Everything went as expected.

Jen said her husband and brother actually seemed to enjoy the weekend. She and Claire enjoyed all but having to use primitive toilet facilities and doing without air conditioning. Still, Jen said that after doing it for a couple of days, she and Claire agreed that they could do it for a couple of months or even a year if they needed to, although it’d get kind of old. They decided to have their next readiness exercise late this year, when staying warm will be an issue.

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Monday, 10 August 2015

By on August 10th, 2015 in science kits, technology

08:03 – I bought Barbara a Kindle HDX late last year mainly as an inexpensive tablet that she could use evenings in the den for checking email and web pages. Then Amazon put their older Kindle HD on sale for $70, so I grabbed one of those for myself. After giving them a fair chance, I’ve concluded that they’re marginally useful for those, but they’re so flaky that they’re a PITA to use. They’re unstable. Frequently they have problems connecting to WiFi. The browser often crashes. Amazon’s Silk browser is crap, as is their butchered version of Android. Firefox is better, but still hinky. I’m wondering if these units can run a standard Linux like Mint.

Speaking of which, the Mantra theme I switched to a few weeks ago works fine on a regular PC, but it’s just about unusable on a tablet. I compared this site last night to Barbara’s site, which is running the original theme that I’d been using, and there was no comparison. So I’ve decided to switch back, at least for now.

More work on science kit stuff today.


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Sunday, 9 August 2015

By on August 9th, 2015 in Barbara, personal, science kits

09:06 – Kit sales remain strong. As usual at this time of year, I’m worried about running out of stock.

Barbara is cleaning house and doing her ironing this morning. Other than that, she has the day off. She’s heading out this afternoon to play golf with Bonnie.

More science kit stuff for me today. I’m going to try to get everything done downstairs so that I can spend Monday through Saturday upstairs. Our regular mailman is on vacation until Monday the 17th, and replacements are notorious for showing up any time of day and ignoring the sign on the mailbox that asks them to please ring the doorbell because there are packages awaiting pickup inside. Twice now, they’ve actually carried off that sign along with outgoing envelopes without bothering to ring the bell.

I also need to apply for Obamacare to replace our current medical insurance coverage, which disappears as of Barbara’s last day of work on September 30th. I can’t tell you how much I hate applying for Obamacare, but thanks to that SOB there’s no practical alternative. On the other hand, it will be nice to have Barbara retire from her firm and be available to help a lot more with our own business. I’ll finally have time to get a lot of stuff done that’s been on my to-do list for literally years.


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Saturday, 8 August 2015

By on August 8th, 2015 in Barbara, personal, science kits

09:11 – Barbara is off getting an oil change and inspection for our 1993 Isuzu Trooper. I just realized that the Trooper is old enough to drink in all 50 states. Other than getting the Trooper done, cleaning house, and mowing the lawn, she’s taking the weekend off. She’s playing golf tomorrow with her friend Bonnie.

Kit sales remain good, particularly international sales. After shipping three more science kits to Australia yesterday, I finally got an order from Canada, the first this month. Normally, 90%+ of our international kit sales are to Canada, but that’s sure not true this month.

More science kit stuff for me today and tomorrow. I’m trying desperately to get ready for the second half of the month, when kit sales will really spike. Barbara’s going off to a week-long craft thing with Bonnie later this month, so it’ll be just me.


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Friday, 7 August 2015

By on August 7th, 2015 in prepping, weekly prepping

07:45 – I get a lot of email from new preppers, and one of the most common questions is what to do with those 50-pound bags of flour, sugar, beans, and other dry staples that they’re buying at Costco or Sam’s Club. The good news is that they don’t have to do anything at all immediately other than keep the bags in a cool, dry place where insects and rodents can’t get to them. The bags themselves are usually pretty resistant to water vapor and air. If you check the best-by dates on these large bags of bulk staples, you’ll usually find that they’re at least a year or two out.

But when you have time, it’s a good idea to repackage these foods in containers more suitable for long-term storage. Use oxygen absorbers if you have them, other than for sugar, but if you don’t have oxygen absorbers don’t worry too much about it. There really isn’t all that much oxygen in a full container anyway.

Clean, empty 2-liter soda bottles are a popular choice because they’re free and readily available, and do an excellent job of protecting against oxygen and moisture. The downsides are that they provide no protection against light, little protection against rodents, and are a pain in the butt to fill. We consider this the fourth-best method, and recommend that you save those bottles and use them for water storage instead.

Another popular choice is 5-, 6-, or 7-gallon plastic pails. You can often get these at little or no cost just by asking a restaurant to save their old buckets for you. Alternatively, you can buy them relatively inexpensively from Home Depot, Lowes, or a paint store. Don’t worry about them being rated food-grade, because you need to use a foil-laminate Mylar bag as a pail liner. These cost about $2.50 each, including a 2000cc oxygen absorber, less in quantity. The food itself comes into contact only with the food-safe Mylar bag, so whether or not the pail is rated as food-safe is immaterial. I wouldn’t re-use a pail that had contained paint, solvents, insecticides, or similar toxic materials, but otherwise you should be fine.

Most bulk dry staples stored in a thick foil-laminate Mylar bag inside a plastic pail with an oxygen absorber should remain good for at least 10 to 20 years. This method provides excellent protection from light, oxygen, moisture, and insects, and reasonable protection from rodents. You can simply fill bags with the bulk staple. Just before you seal the bags, toss in an oxygen absorber and then seal the tops of the bags using an old clothes iron set on high (no steam), making sure the edge to be sealed is free of food dust or other contaminants. When you’ve finished that, squeeze as much air as possible out of the bag and seal the small remaining gap. Depending on the type of food and its packed density, you’ll probably be able to fit 25 to 40 pounds in one 5-gallon pail. We consider this the third-best method.

Another method is to use one-gallon foil-laminate bags and oxygen absorbers and then, optionally, store those bags in a new steel trashcan. The one gallon bags will typically hold 5 to 8 pounds of food, and you should be able to fit about 25 of those bags into a $25 32-gallon steel trashcan. This method offers excellent protection against light, oxygen, moisture, insects, and (if you use the trashcan) rodents. You can purchase 7-mil (very thick) foil-laminate one-gallon bags and oxygen absorbers from the LDS on-line store for about $0.45 each in quantity 250. We consider this the second-best method.

So what’s the best method? For items they offer, we recommend buying bulk staples in #10 steel cans from your nearest LDS Home Storage Center. You’ll pay more per pound than buying the bulk staples in 50-pound bags, but it’s already packaged for long-term storage. If you have more money than time, this is definitely the way to go. If money is tight, go with the one-gallon Mylar bags.

My time this week was occupied almost exclusively on science kits and relocation issues, but I did spend some time in the evenings doing prepping research.

  • We put in an offer on a house in the mountains. The asking price was way high, and the house has been on the market for a couple of years. We made a reasonable cash offer, and they came back at only about 3% below their asking price. It’s a nice house, but their asking price was about a third higher than it should have been for that neighborhood. Oh, well. We’re in a strong position because we’re paying cash and we’re not in any hurry.
  • I read the rest of the post-apocalyptic novels in Angery American’s Going Home series. Books 1 and 2 were okay; books 3, 4, and 5 less so.
  • I was able to get an hour or so in on the prepping book, again mostly just jotting down notes about stuff I want to write about in detail.
  • I ordered one or two minor long-term food storage items, including four pounds of yeast.

So, what did you do to prep this week? Tell me about it in the comments.


09:26 – One of the signs of a chemistry geek is that they often use lab beakers with handles instead of normal drinking mugs. I’ve always thought that was a really bad idea. The last thing a working chemist should make a habit of is drinking from lab beakers. Otherwise, one day in the lab he’s likely to grab a beaker off the bench and take a big gulp of whatever happens to be in it.

That said, one of the items that arrive yesterday from one of our lab equipment suppliers was some one-liter polypropylene beakers with pouring spouts and handles. Normal people would call them measuring cups. They’re pretty heavy-duty plastic, are reasonably light, semi-nesting (the handles don’t allow them to nest fully), and graduated. I decided to add a couple of them to each of our car emergency kits. They’re tall-form rather than short-form, which means they have the form factor of a regular mug. They’ll work fine as drinking mugs or as bowls, come to that.

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